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Friday, January 26, 2007

Take The Money And Run



New American Century- KMFDM
La Bamba- Ritchie
ValensDigital Angel- Battery
Break On Through-Eddie Vedder & The Doors
Sabotage- Beastie Boys
Western Front- Mae Moore
The Bottom- Super Sport
High Hopes- Pink Floyd
Going Off The Deep End- Y&T
Atomic-Blondie

And for the stoop who got caught trying to steal the ATM machine Yesterday- I Fought The Law- Mano Negra

Ok Folks yesterday the delivery driver for Northern Business Supplies was apprehended for attempting to take an ATM Machine from the Fond Du Lac Tribal Center, the suspect tried to take the machine down a hallway and the machine fell on him pinning him to the floor an employee came to his rescue and helped him up and assisted him to his van, an alert employee unlike the slacking security on duty was suspicious as to why a office supply delivery driver would be picking up an ATM Machine instead of a Security and armored Car Service made a quick call to find out such a pickup was not scheduled and alerted authorities and the suspect was apprehended, all to to view of my mother watching the events unfold before her eyes via a window, as it turns out another AM Machine was missing from Pine Valley Skating Rink and is under investigation. To add to the melee someone stole employee jackets from the coat room near the same time, although it is believed to be no connection the matter is still under investigation, so to the suspect apprehended I salute you and give you an E for effort and E for EDIOT, next time you plan a caper you should have help and that'll learn ya ta mess wit a Shanb

2 Comments:

At 1:44 AM, Blogger justacoolcat said...

Spidey senses are wondering if the uber alert apprehension specialist was named Joan?

Years of practice makes perfect.

 
At 7:34 PM, Blogger Splinkster said...

actually spidy senses a little hazy she was just watching what was going on

 

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